things Hondurans say...never.

I used to love playing a game in college with my friends called "Things." Each round was a different "thing," (like, things you never say to your mother) and as in Balderdash, everyone had to come up with their own clever response, and then you had to guess who wrote each one.

When my friend Elise passed on this list from another blogger, I could help but laugh. And of course we added some :) Here is our version of "things you will never hear Hondurans say":

No. Please don't add salt.

Fill it up.

This taxi can only carry six passengers.

Something to drink? Just water, please.

Chicken? I never eat it.

I have so much mail to sort through.

I love a hot shower in the morning.

Coffee? Sure. Just one sugar, please.

I can't eat one more tortilla!

I think the temperature is just perfect today.

I love walking barefoot through the grass.

That looks very dangerous. I will tell my child he/she should not do that activity.

Shhhhhhh! Someone is sleeping, we don't want to wake them up!

It's probably too late to shoot off fireworks.

Oh good! I'm going to arrive early.



...sometimes, we all need a bit of levity to make it through the day